Feud wants you

Family Feud is coming to Louisville for contestant auditions. They want to know the most popular item to put between two buns. Or at least that's what the Louisville Courier-Journal says. (By the way, the newspaper's web site has that USA Today clone look.)

"Lots of energy and enthusiasm and the ability to play the game" are wanted qualities in contestants, which should not come as a surprise. That's what all the casting calls say, along with BIG personalities.

Feud is also interested in "weird abilities," like yodeling or eyelid tricks. I don't have either of those attributes, but they must come in handy at game show auditions.

You should also be 15 years of age or older. The mature nature of some of the questions, you know. If you don't know about that mature nature, check the nearest game show oldies board and you'll find out.